" There's so much drama on the SBFLD ( thats softball field). It's kinda hard being Coach D-O Double G

And so as it was predicted....

Oh what an evening. As you all know I am a softball coach at our lovely high school. According to one softball coach I am not a coach, I don't know what I am, but I am not a coach. So, tonight at the JV game he once again just put players where he wanted and didnt ask me if I thought it was a good idea, which doesnt surprise me anymore. He had put one of his daughters at pitcher. Granted she has pitched before but has not picked up the ball this year and we were playing a good team. We needed our starting pitcher on the mound. So, the head coach pulled rank and told him that the starting pitcher needed to pitch. The JV coach then THREW THE BIGGEST B!TCH FIT!!! This then led the girl that was supposed to pitch cussed me out! UMMM NO... you're off the team. Anyway, the asisstant coach then pulled the head coach over and yelled a lot of explitives at him IN FRONT OF THE GIRLS... and then quit... SOOOO.. now the team that was really mine in the first place... is really mine... I am sooooo glad that he is gone and I finally get a say in something and get to do my
J-O-B. GO team!! :)

We All Should Be Ashamed!!!!

We all should bow our heads in shame....you wanna know why?????

WE HAVE NEGLECTED OUR DUTY AS BLOGGERS!!!!!!!!

I feel very horrible about this situation.Therefore I am vowing to make the writing of the blog an everyday occurance, even if I have nothing funny or interesting to say. I think that we all should take this vow and make sure that we take a few minutes out of our very busy schedules to write a little entry for the blogs sake!!!

Peace and blogging FOREVER!!!! :)

As Challenged...Top 5 Gulity Pleasures

Ok so I have been challenged to blog about my top 5 guilty pleasures. I told my blogger friend that I dont have 5... she said it was ok and that I could write about as may as I have, but as I think about it I may actually have 5... lets see...

5. Boy Band Music.... Yes I am 24 years old and I still love a little BSB and will every so often will break out some old school NKOTB. I mean come on... who can say they dont secretly love it.

4. Red Velvet Cake... oh my...just writing about it makes my mouth water... I can SERIOUSLY eat an entire cake in one sitting if someone would let me.. my wedding cake... it'll be red velvet.

3. Blogging...although I do not do it as much as I should. I very much enjoy blogging... even though it wastes the majority of the free time that I have...I do it anyway.

2. Boys... enough said.

and my #1 guity pleasure....

Reality TV.... I cant live with out it... I watch WAY TOO much of it.. The Real World... Laguna Beach... 8th and Ocean...Extreme Homemakover...Survivor... Amazing Race... Top Model... American Idol... shall I keep going or do you get the idea... I don't know why but it is SOOOO adiciting... dont tell me you dont watch it!!!

All Is Well

So of course one more thing went wrong this morning. As I was getting ready at my friends house (cuz my power was off) I noticed a hole in the underarm of my shirt...great. So I had to go by my house to change. I get there.. GREAT NEWS.. my power had just come back on 10 minutes before I got there.. so my food is not going to be spoiled and I can sleep in my own bed this evening... the only question still up in the air is if I am going to be able to see my movie tonight since we could obviously not see it last night.

My Luck

I have had the BEST luck tonight. There was a bad weather front that came through our town again tonight. There were a couple tornadoes sighted but there was not the type of damage that there was three weeks ago. Anyway, the storm blew over and it was all over so we decided to go ahead and go to the movie we had planned to see.

Side note, we had bought tickets to go see ATL at 9:15 at the only movie theatre in town that is showing it. I had called at 7:15 to see if they were still going to show it and they said yes.

So anyway, we decide to go. I need to run by my house first though. We get to my house and I DONT HAVE POWER. MY BLOCK IS THE ONLY BLOCK IN THE AREA THAT DOESNT HAVE POWER. The houses across the street ALL have it and I dont... OK so I am
P!SSED. But hey, lets go to the movie and we will come back here to check on it when it is over and if there is still no power then we can just get my stuff and I will stay at mathrocks house.

We are driving along and get to the movie theatre and guess what... THE MOVIE THEATRE IS THE ONLY BUILDING IN THE STRIP MALL THAT DIDNT HAVE POWER!!!! I was soooo salt!!! It seemed like the only two places that I needed or wanted to be at tonight were out of power.

I am never going to the movies on a Sunday ever again. Three weeks ago when the tornado blasted through, I was at the movies and the tornado touched down ON TOP of the theatre. This weekend I bought tickets early in the day and the tornadoes came to town. I think I bring them here if I want to go to the movies. So citizens of this lovely town I just want to let you know that I promise not to go to the movies on a Sunday EVER AGAIN. So if any more tornadoes blow through you cant blame me.

Random memory!

So ch-hay #1.... do you remember rugged mountain man??? I am watching a TV show with a man with long hair and mathrocks made a comment that she does not like his hair...I said that I like it on certain people and I remembered our trip to the pool hall with fat mika and seeing him...wow was he a hottie... :) Just a thought!

LOST SHOES: REWARD IF FOUND

Ok so last night I go WASTED.. and according to my other friend who was also WASTED... when I drove my drunk @ss home I called her when I got here and told her I could not find my shoes. The question for the day is... Where are my shoes? How did I lose them in the drive from her house to mine. Mind you I dont remember telling her that I lost my shoes or remember any of the convo that I had with my neighber that lives behind my building. I do remember talking to him, but the convo is lost somewhere in drunkland along with my shoes. I do remember everything up until the minute I drove into my driveway. I remember drinking 7 shots ( scooby snack, grape ape, patron, dead hooker and two jager bombs) and 6 vodka and sprites... WHOOO... I also remember dancing with, talking to, and getting the # of a FINE brotha named Dre...ch-hay #1... he is the one who looks like Warren G... :) so hot!!! As we were leaving the bar there was a HUGE fight in the parking lot. My friend was at her man's car when she saw wandering aimlessly around the parking lot as if I was in lala land...well I was in drunkland but anyway... I saw this fight and apparently according to my friend I looked as if I was going to go into teacher mode and try to go stop this HUGE fight between like 2o people. She yelled my name and told me to come to the car... so I went to the car once again in a very lackadaisical fashion like I didnt know where I was or what was going on nor did I care.

So anyway...the night was great... even though I feel like SH!T today...hey mathrocks...I told you it was a GREAT idea to go out and have a fabuously drunk evening.. Now it is time to go get over this hangover...eat something..and then lay in the fake baker and sweat some of it out... and then go to church and get this all washed away...