Bellybutton Kisses
So it has been requested that I blog about an incedent that happened a few weeks ago at a local establishment. My dear friend #1 just found out about this last night, I can't believe that I never told her.
So we are at this establishment and of course drunk #2 was out. I went to the bathroom and as I was getting ready to wash my hands a woman was telling everyone in the bathroom that they should not have kids cuz they will get fat. She proceeded to pull up her shirt and squeeze her belly fat. Well, drunk #2 decides to chime in on the situation, and says " Hell yeah, I know what you mean". I then pulled up my shirt and squeezed my belly fat. She then looked and me and said..." Give me a bellybutton kiss"... We then proceeded to put our bellybuttons together and squeeze them as if they were lips and gave each other bellybutton kisses. Now mind you, I have never in my life hear of such non-sense, BUT it was prolly some of the funniest sh!t that I have ever encountered in my life.
I recommend that everyone, at least once in their life walk up to a perfect stranger and tell them that you want to give them a bellybutton kiss! See if it works!!
So we are at this establishment and of course drunk #2 was out. I went to the bathroom and as I was getting ready to wash my hands a woman was telling everyone in the bathroom that they should not have kids cuz they will get fat. She proceeded to pull up her shirt and squeeze her belly fat. Well, drunk #2 decides to chime in on the situation, and says " Hell yeah, I know what you mean". I then pulled up my shirt and squeezed my belly fat. She then looked and me and said..." Give me a bellybutton kiss"... We then proceeded to put our bellybuttons together and squeeze them as if they were lips and gave each other bellybutton kisses. Now mind you, I have never in my life hear of such non-sense, BUT it was prolly some of the funniest sh!t that I have ever encountered in my life.
I recommend that everyone, at least once in their life walk up to a perfect stranger and tell them that you want to give them a bellybutton kiss! See if it works!!
posted by ch-hay duex at 9:02 PM
3 Comments:
I'm so jealous that I wasn't there. I definitely would have whipped out my camera and taken a picture.
I really wish I would have had my camera also. It would have been a great picture to look at when Im about 40 and I can tell my son.. "Look at what having you caused me to do"
Yeah, my mom still blames me for her nas-tay bod.
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